Whalechaser's Musings

No Matter Where You Go...
There You Are
Make the Best of It

Thursday, August 14, 2008


Here's a good one..

Two bored casino dealers are waiting at the crap table.

A very attractive blonde woman from Florida arrived ....and bet
twenty-thousand dollars ($20,000) on a single roll of the dice.

She said, 'I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier
when I play topless.'

With that, she stripped to the waist; rolled the dice; and yelled
'Come on, baby.... Southern Girl needs new clothes!'

As the dice came to a stop, she jumped up-and-down... and
squealed... 'YES! YES! I WON! I WON!'

She hugged each of the dealers... and then picked up her
winnings and her clothes, and quickly departed.

The dealers stared a each other dumfounded.
Finally, one of them asked, 'What did she roll?'

The other answered, 'I don't know..
I thought you were watching.'

Moral ---

Not all Southerners are stupid.
Not all blondes are dumb.
But, all men..... are men

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