Here's a good one..
Two bored casino dealers are waiting at the crap table.
A very attractive blonde woman from arrived ....and bet
twenty-thousand dollars ($20,000) on a single roll of the dice.
She said, 'I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier
when I play topless.'
With that, she stripped to the waist; rolled the dice; and yelled
'Come on, baby.... needs new clothes!'
As the dice came to a stop, she jumped up-and-down... and
squealed... 'YES! YES! I WON! I WON!'
She hugged each of the dealers... and then picked up her
winnings and her clothes, and quickly departed.
The dealers stared a each other dumfounded.
Finally, one of them asked, 'What did she roll?'
The other answered, 'I don't know..
I thought you were watching.'
Not all Southerners are stupid.
Not all blondes are dumb.
But, all men..... are men