Probably not true...but fun nevertheless!
The next time a wal-mart greeter says hello think of this story...
A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into Wal*Mart with her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance.
The Wal*Mart greeter said pleasantly, "Good morning, and welcome to Wal*Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?"
The woman stopped yelling long enough to say, "Hello ... no they ain't! The oldest one's 9 and the other one's 7. Why would you think they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?"
"I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am," replied the greeter. "I just couldn't believe someone would sleep with you twice. Have a good day and thank you for shopping at Wal*Mart."