Why, Why, Why
Do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are
Getting dead?
Why
Do banks charge a fee on 'insufficient funds' when they know there is not
Enough money?
Why
Does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check
When you say the paint is wet?
Why
Doesn't glue stick to the bottle?
Why
Do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?
Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
Why
Does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver
At him?
Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
Huh?
Whose idea was it to put an 'S' in the word 'lisp'?
If
People evolved from apes, why are there still apes?
Why
Is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always
White?
Is
There ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?
Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that
Something new to eat will have materialized?
Why
Do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner,
Then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give the vacuum
One more chance?
Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end on your first try?
How
Do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures?
When
We are in the supermarket and someone rams our ankle with a shopping cart then
Apologizes for doing so, why do we say, 'It's all right?' Well, it isn't all
Right, so why don't we say, 'That hurt, you stupid idiot?'
Why
Is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off the table
You always manage to knock something else over?
In
Winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when we
Complained about the heat?
How come you never hear father-in-law jokes?
And .......
The
Statistics on sanity are that one out of every four persons is suffering from
Some sort of mental illness. Think of your three best friends -- if they're
Okay, then it's you.
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